Wed 8 Mar 2006
The contributor’s 9-year-old niece informed him that she had saved some money, and she insisted that he drive her into town so that she could buy him lunch. When they sat down at the restaurant, the young girl turned to Uncle Leo and said:
I’m just having a Coke. What are you just having?
Needless to say, he bought lunch.
Tue 7 Mar 2006
The contributor’s 6-year-old son said the following to a doctor after being informed that his 3-year-old brother was “two feet, ten inches and three quarters”:
I am 3 feet, 10 dollars, and 6 dimes.
Mon 6 Mar 2006
After a hurricane blew the hat off of a man standing next to the contributor, the man yelled:
Ray, wind blow my cap off! Wind go “phff phff”!
Sun 5 Mar 2006
Overheard outside a Tibetan resturaunt in Northampton, Massachusetts:
Eric didn’t have any ice cream…that means he has room for Yak Balls!
Wed 1 Mar 2006
The contributor has a manly-sounding email address (it is based on a couple men’s names), but she is in fact a female. Still, she received the following email from a Russian girl who was hoping to find an American man:
Hello have a good day,
I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to use internet to meet the man but the thing is,that I will work abroad I can choice USA,Canada or Europe and I would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my guide. My friends helped me to send a few letters to different address and I do hope that I am lucky to meet good and kind man.you should know that now I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman.they tell I look well enough,I am blonde with blue eyes,I am natural blonde.I will send a few photos if you reply. if you don’t have wife nor girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet? I am free I have not children .and I have not boyfriend here. I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly to my mail. See you soon ,with great hope.