Sat 17 Apr 2004
Photo of a McDonald’s marquee in Orem, Utah. Apparently, spelling is not a prerequisite:
Sat 17 Apr 2004
Photo of a McDonald’s marquee in Orem, Utah. Apparently, spelling is not a prerequisite:
Sun 21 Dec 2003
A flier on a car in Addison, Illinois, a few weeks before the 2000 election. Spelling, formatting, and capitalization are all preserved:
VOTERS PLEASE LISTEN UP!
CLINTON GORE ADMINISTRATIN:
1. CRIME HIGHERST IN THE 90′S THEN EVER BEFORE
2 CORRUPT SUPREME CT JUDGES.
3. SLOWLY TAKING AWAY OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH
4. PUBLIC PRAYER & MENTION OF GOD IS BEING CENSORED
5. HOMOSEXUALITY BEING RAISED TO NATIONAL ACCEPTANCE
6. PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION (BARBARIANISM)
7. ABORTION (THE PUTTING TO DEATH OF A POTENTIAL HUMAN BEING
8. IMMORALITY, LIES, LIES & MORE LIES
9. THE INTRODUCTION OF “POLITICAL CORRECTNESS” WHICH IN REALITY IS SMALL STEPS TOWARD MARXISM 10. AND THE LIST GOES ON . . .PROVERBS 6:16-19
THERE ARE 7 THINGS THAT THE LORD HATES (I WILL MENTION THE 1ST 3) 1. ARROGANCE 2. A LYING TONGUE 3. SHEDDING OF INNOCENT BLOOD.IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE GOD THEN YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR GORE.
VOTE BUSCH = A MAN OF INTEGRITY
WE NEED A GOOD CHANGE IN AMERICA
Wed 23 May 2001
Sign in Houston, TX. The sign was later corrected, then it disappeared.
Mon 21 May 2001
Seen outside an A&W drive-through in Illinois:
Sat 19 May 2001
The back panel on a dollar-store washing bag:
*Usage Direction:
Choose suitable bag before washing. When filling clothes,make it less than
2/3 of the bag’s subage. Put it into washing machine after drawing zipper.*Characteristics:
Protect clothes, reduce rolling and distortion in washing maching and
make clothes in previous state.
Mesh disperse running water.Bag surface cooperate with washing machine
and makes washing easier and quiklier.
Protect crock of washing machine and lengthen the usage of washing
machine.
Made of quilified material and being durable, it is the perfect washing
article of modern family.
Fri 18 May 2001
Underneath the Argyle El stop on Chicago. (According to the contributor, the statement is false.)
Sat 7 Apr 2001
Sign posted on a telephone pole at the corner of 1200 South and State Street in Orem, Utah:
“I lost 40 pounds in two months. Free sample.” [Followed by toll-free phone number]
Sat 6 Jan 2001
Faxed to The Daily Herald in Provo, Utah, from the Little London Dinner Theater in Pleasant Grove, Utah, on Feb. 13, 2001. It was assumed the word “not” was unintentional:
Due to popular demand, “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” has not been extended until Friday, February 23.
Fri 5 Jan 2001
From a commercial on Utah’s KJZZ-TV for a special kind of medicine:
A beautiful, young woman speaking: “Life is full of hassles. Genital herpes is one of mine.”
Thu 4 Jan 2001
Excerpt from instructions on a set of temporary tattoos featuring Toucan Sam, found in a box of Froot Loops fruit snacks:
“Stays on for up to two weeks–even in swimming pools!”
and
“Chlorinated water may cause removal of tattoo.”