Thu 22 Mar 2001
(Alas, this site is no longer active, but between our summary and the picture, you can figure out for yourself how lovely the site used to be.)
This Web site advertises an unusual product:
The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner
Important: Your mouth must stay open!
Wed 21 Mar 2001
This Web site is the work of Gene Ray, who claims to be the “greatest thinker and wisest human” on the planet. He has discovered a way that four “days” can be going on at once, in effect giving us 96 hours in a day instead of the piddling 24 we’ve been working with.
But it’s not enough that he’s a loon with a crazy idea. No, he also belittles those who dare disagree with him. From the site:
Nature’s Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Time Cube
You were educated stupid and evil by evil educators. Do you enjoy being stupid? Time Cube ignorance is evil. Demand Time Cube debate in all academic institutions. You do not have the “guts” to seek Time Cube “Truth”. Academia is a religious cult empowerment of self word. Academic word ‘rots’ brain. Can you explain Time Cube? If not, your brain has rotted. Educators are evil bastards who fear Time Cube debate. Evil men ignore Time Cube. Teachers ignore Time Cube. Teachers deserve a hanging. My name is Gene Ray. Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. Only a false god or academically brainwashed indoctrinated mindless moron would deny that the Earth lacks the top and bottom, the front and back, and 2-sides physical dimensions of a Cube that spirals a 4-season quad helix around the Sun - creating a swirling of 4 simultaneous years as in a separately created year for each of 4 seasons. Man is the only evil animal. Man is the only word animal. Word equates instituted evil. Word adultism is anti-child. A ‘word god’ can be erased. Word brings a Babel curse. Get ready for armageddon. Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web. There is no damn word god. Truth is physical, word a lie. It is what you do, not utter. Without deed, word starves. Word god lends not a hand.
Tue 20 Mar 2001
(Contributed by no fewer than five different people)
This Web site contains no profanity, vulgarity, pornography or explicit materials, yet is still deeply offensive. Enjoy:
Mon 19 Mar 2001
This is just one page in a site that is overall extremely entertaining:
