(From the contributor: “This resume cover letter came in the mail at my work. Judging by her resume, the woman who wrote it is apparently in her late 40s. She also gave her phone number and specified that it was unlisted. Her name has been removed. All spelling, capitalization and punctuation is as it was in her letter.”)

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I AM TAKING THE LIBERTY OF SENDING MY RESUME FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, BECAUSE OF MY DEPTH EXPERIENCE AND TRAINING, WHICH CAN BE A SIGNIFICANT VALUE IN AN ORIGINATION SUCH AS YOURS.

I BRING A COMBINATION OF EXTENSIVE ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT EXERPIENCE AND APPROVED TRACK RECORD FROM THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY.

THE MOST ENJOYABLE PART OF MY CAREER IS THE INTERATION WITH THE DEPARTMENTS, PROBLEM SOLVING AND BEING ABLE TO BRING ORDER TO A SOMETIMES HECTIC ENVIRONMENT.

I WOULD WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER DISCUSS MY BACKGROUND AND HOW I AM WILLING TO CHANGE MY FIELD OF WORK.

THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR TIME.

SINCERELY,