A letter written by the contributor to himself when he was in eighth grade. He received it when he graduated high school:

Planing for the Future

By the time I am a senior I want to have muscles on me. I am almost completely skinny right now. Today I am almost 6′ and I weigh 133 pounds. Most people don’t know but I have a gut and big tits (not as big as John Clark’s though). This year I have only made one “c” on my report card, a 76. However,this nine-weeks I might make a couple more. The only personal goal I have right now is buffing up. My educational goals are to get a good GPA in High School and then go to Texas Tech, UCLA, or just a regular college that is close to home, like Sam Houston. I really have no idea of what I want to become as I mature. I think that making video games would be a fun thing to do. I might be an actor or a writer, but I’m not sure. My best friends are Danny Harmatuk, and Tate Phillips. I suppose you think I’m going to say Matt Sweitzer huh? Well guess again!! Matt is a queer! I’m talking literally a stupid queer. My mom is mean to me with a passion. I don’t think she’ll recognize my little sisters as more than l all I wouldn’t want to waste my time. Besides I’m graduating soon.