The contributor runs a pop culture website with some friends. The following are some emails she has received through the site:

This person thinks of David Hasselhoff in a very unique way:

“David Hasselhoff is the “King David”,because he cans strike down Goliath,I have seed it in Knight Rider.He’s the only,who cans strike down Goliath.”

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This person has some lofty goals, but apparently no punctuation keys on his keyboard:

“we are a group who are trying to prosper in life by our music and we believe that this may be a way to get a start on it now we sing r&b,gospel,or some patriotic songs that are mostly revised or written by our group but are willing to go a step farther in imitating some to be seen we are a three part harmony group that sing from our soul the feelings that we have and have actually had people say that we sound better than boys two men who we always listen to we could use a chance if you can give the oppurtunity we would so much appreciate it our group G3 God bless”

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While this one was flattering, I think the girl thought she was writing to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (we have a few articles about them):

“hi my name is krystal i am 11 years old.I love animals and boys.You are so cool i wish i can see you in real person.PLease write back soon”

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We have nothing on our site about Regis Philbin or Kelly Ripa, so I think this woman just felt like sharing:

“I recently met ms kelly ripa from regis and kelly and i’d like to say that she is a wonderful and her career is going to blossom. Not because of her resume but because shes a nice person she very charismatic. anyway i used to work across the street from where she lives so i use to see her often and you wouldnt believe how nice she was to me the first time i was star struck and surprised to be in her presence even her husband is quite the gentlemen.”