The following is an email that was received as a submission to this site. The guy’s submission is decent, but the way he wrote it was pure gold. It makes you wonder if he knows this site is here to make fun of people like him:

on a commersial i saw about std’s on nickelodian (a kids channel) there was this statue of a guy naked and the narrator said” before your penis falls of get checked”, and the guys penis fell off and bounced off screen.