Product slogans in Japan. Note that these are not translations: These are the actual slogans, exactly as they are printed on the product:

“Have you ever wanted to eat a master of curry? Now you can. This is it.” — generic curry

“Kobeya was established in 1918. We wish all the time to be able to provide you fresh bread and to propose to you a joy of eating life with bread. Especially, we want to be a host at dinner of your kitchen. We are waiting for you with various kinds of breads, cakes, and sandwiches.” — Kobeya Kitchen Restaurant

“Tohato choco chip cookie is baked in a way handmade-like. The cookie gives flavors of its ingredients. Let’s enjoy the cookie with its smooth texture and rich flavor for family tea and children’s snack.” — Tohato chocolate chip cookies

“Why don’t you try Yaki-Ichigo? It’s crunchy and melts frothily in your mouth.” — Yaki-Ichigo candy

“Try Three F hamburgers. You will be sure you will be satisfied.” — Three F Hamburgers

“Puzzling scenes that come and go in ordinary life. They make me feel lovely. And I feel lovely with them. Let me be one of the things that make you smile.” — fabric tissues

“She’s so casually individual, so casually suseptible.” — photo album

“Policemen Dropping in this store.” — Three F convenience stores

“Aiming high is much valuable through one’s life.” — Campux Mate notepads

“A sound mind in a sound boby.” [not a typo] — Fild Spinner bicycles

“Hanataba is a soft colored tissue paper taking advantage of the regenerated paper having affection for the earth. It’s refreshing fragrance sends you a comfortable time.” — Hanataba Toilet Paper

“I like morning move. Bring me happy life, healthy life, and gentile mind. ‘Gorilla’ is very strong. Because he has patience, hearty action, and…gentile mind.” — Gorilla Bathroom Scales

“Symbolizing the Three F philosophy in which we aim at discovering every need in daily life and an emitting base of creation and suggestions of new life, this mark consists of three forms with free strokes. The round shape of ‘Circle Green’ which gives a feeling of warmth represents the earth fostering us and a solidarity ring combining the new life style of people who are increasingly becoming sensible with local communities to support the people’s happy and healthy lives. The bright heart of ‘Heart Red’ represents information emitting energy, indespensable for today’s convinience stores and the ’service mind for rich lives.’ The bright star of ‘Star Blue’ represents Three F attitude of trying to materialize a peaceful and affluent future. When today’s lifestyle exists free from uniformal patterns, our store itself is a message for the people of a new kind. Thus, as the core of our message, this mark symbolizes the Spirit of Three F rendering thoughtful services.” — Three F Convenience Stores mission statement