Product slogans in Japan. Note that these are not translations: These are the actual slogans, exactly as they are printed on the product:

“This is a soft touch toilet roll paper. This product makes your life clean and happy.” — Flie Ben Toilet Paper

“This is full of device to derive deliciousness.” — Cooking Corrections Cookware

“In the morning I wake up in sound spirits I find PULLMAN on the table, coffee just made up, the toast being perfect brown; they are my great pleasure.” — Pullman Bread

“There’s a gallon of deliciousness in every drop. Reach for the taste of great taste, reach for Dydo.” — Dydo Beverage Company

“Natural yeast provides a naturally enjoyable rich taste. We support your wonderful life with delicious bread.” — Bouberger Bread

“Confidence of creating deliciousness. This tastiness cannot be carried even by both hands.” — Choco Bouchee Snack Cakes

“A delicious drink born from a blend of know-how aquired over many years and advanced production technology…a drink you are sure to enjoy.” — Halftime Beverages

“Canned beverage makes you refresh. We carefully did the best selection. They are outstanding above others.” — Be Fresh Beverages

“Well mellowed taste and flavor surely make you feel at ease.” — Fountain Fresh Beverages

“Nature is the best physician. But nature is being destroyed in the cities.” — Natural Soap

“Be active be fantastic be vigorous be joyful and a fighting spirit” — Hosei New Sporty Life Clothes