The following recipes are included with the instructions for the — and this is the REAL name of this thing — “Great For All Your Mixer” that the contributor’s mother bought from an infomercial:

ICE TEA TIME EXTRAVAGANZA
With the same procedure done with the Thai Ice Tea, with the exception of milk. You can easily prepare and concock whatever your carvings may strikingly be.

BANANA CAROB MILKSHAKE
Ingredients same as Banana Milkshake. Just add in a teaspoon of carob powder and it brings you your chocolatie flavor all over. Yum, yum and away … the delight will be there to stay!

PIMENTO CREAM CHEESE
Mix and Blend all ingredients until they are all evenly combined. And Presto, your pimento spread will be yummily ready anytime your desire strikes. PS Remember, use brown bread as often as possible. As the say: The whiter the bread the sooner your dead.

EASY PINEAPPLE JAM
Will work with other fruits. Choose your heart’s desire and simply enjo a jammy and spready adventure! Extend our warm regards.