The following poems were discovered in a “Book of Poetry” left by the former occupant of the contributor’s apartment. The author is unknown, but he was a college student. All spelling, etc., is left intact.

LOVE OR LOVE “SICK”

Are Eleanor & I going to the dance?
The truth is I feel I don’t have the chance!
one week ago I gave her a pink rose.
Now when she sees me, she runs on her toes.
It’s not like I’m only looking for romance.
I just wish the girl would give me a chance.
She gives me a Valentine every night.
I receive it, scream “man I’m in a plight
So all you bucks thinking of charming some does.
Just be careful or else you’ll all look like smoes.

LEE “I LOVE YOU” — ALISON

Lee I’m going to be very simple!
What is it, do I have a hairy pimple?
I don’t mean to sound cold.
but c’mon be a little bold.
I put hearts all over your bed.
They we’re the color of love, that’s red.
I am sorry, I don’t mean to diss.
But what’s taking so long for the Kiss.
Marriage isn’t my only thought.
I want kids, yes alot!

HEATHER

Will Travis and Kim get together
Maybe no, he’s dating Heather
He likes to run really fast,
to be with him is a blast.
Is he going to put milk in the fridge?
If not I’m throwing him over the bridge.
So is he going to make the team?
If not I’ll hit Lavell with a beam!
I ask, will Travis & Kim get hitched?
I say, tomorrow night she gets ditched.