(From the contributor: “This is poetry written on squares of cheap blue toilet paper taped to the back of the bathroom door in my apartment:”)

Roses are red
This TP is blue
We hope this poetry
Amuses you!

3 little alpacas
Sitting in a barn
They were castrated today
And didn’t care a darn

“Thank you techs”
They all said
Now when asked their gender
Their faces become red

So if you’re a guy
Don’t get Andrea mad
Or else she may take off
One of your gonads.

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All hail the Dollar Store
Where with less you can get more.
A buck an item can’t be beat;
Shopping there is such a treat!
So join with me as I holler,
“Three cheers for the All A Dollar!”

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The TP looks nice
Use it and the truth comes out
It feels like napkins

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Andrea’s future:
A Blackfood alpaca farm
Mike will be her man

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Batman underoos
Hiding in the apartment
Where will they be next?