(From the contributor: “I found this on a restroom wall at the vocational center at Battle Creek, MI, in 1979. I am sure the bigot who penned it had no idea that he was writing poetry.” Editor’s note: You can’t tell because I have bleeped them, but the racial slurs were misspelled too. That means that in this 13-word gem, there are more words spelled wrong (7) than right (6)!)

“N***** bitchs
Wigle there ass
Think there something
I hate them
N***** bitchs”