(From the contributor: “This is a transcript of a conversation that took place between two guys (call them ‘Bro’ and ‘Braugh’) sitting on two separate toilets, separated by a stall in a BYU Fine Arts Building restroom. They didn’t say a word to each other until they’d sat down in their respective stalls. I was in the middle stall, and I didn’t know what else to do but write everything down verbatim.”)

Bro: I ran for 52 minutes.
Braugh: I benched 290. (pause in conversation) This dude was working out today–you follow football last year? Running back — Mc … McSomethingorother … Mc … Mc…
Bro: White guy?
Braugh: No … McKenzie.
Bro: Yeah, he’s a brother.
Braugh: Yeah, big guy.
Bro: Was he benching it?
Braugh: Dude, he was doing reps.
Bro: Oh, yeah. McKenzie. He was a big guy, wasn’t he?

(”And with that, they stopped talking, finished their business, and left.”)