The contributor’s roommate was a T.A. for a college history class. The following is a list of amusing statements found in students’ research papers:

From a paper on the abolition of slavery:

What would free black people do with freedom?

From an art history paper:

We know he is a barbarian because he is wearing pants.

And finally, from a paper on Hitler:

He had only one testicle. I guess that would be bad, but I’m not sure I’d
kill 12 million people over it.