The contributor overheard the following conversation between a man and a woman at Dunkin’ Donuts:

Man: It might be a roach bite, not a spider.

Woman: John said it looks like a spider. And it’s venomous too.

Man: John talks to the cab door before getting into the cab. How could you listen to anything he says?

Woman: Are spiders venomous?

Man: Maybe it’s a gnat. A gnat bite.