Each of the following was either overheard or copy/pasted directly from online chats from the contributor’s students:

–”The desert in Nevada is better then a city, what do u suggest we do with it?”

–”Dude, I am the epiphany of the dumb jock.”

–”If u do not get a message that it is cancelled, and u haven’t because they have not posted one, it is not cancelled.”

–”For my final project for biology, I need ten Scottish boys and girls.”

–”But i don’t feel like wandering outside and yelling ‘hoodie-hoo.’”

–”Could anyone sell me a Catch 22 for a dollar?”

–”The color of the wind will give you a color of imagines about Chinese music.”

–”Does anyone have or know of anyone who has (and would be willing to sell, or maybe even give away) one of those rolling joints that you sit on. I think ‘chairs’ might be the term, but I want to emphasize the rolling aspect.”

–”It would be even better if it had explosions and cars crashing into orphanages!”

–”If the earth is round how did they put it on a flat paper?”

–”When I said “harmless” my intention was to convey that Wendy’s is not a multinational corporation that forces its workers to work 12 hours a day for two dollars a week making shoes.”