The following is the fourteenth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. There Was A Big Pig Leak
  2. I’m Looking At You Through A Hole In A Ruler
  3. Just Take My Word For It, Juanita!
  4. Was That A Fart Or A Stomach Growl?
  5. I Got Rear-Ended In Chinatown
  6. There’s Nothin’ Less Funny Than Bad Mountain Humor
  7. There’s A Crouton Under My Chicken
  8. If A Giraffe Can’t Do It, Nobody Can
  9. I’m Looking At A Port-A-Potty (Does That Bring Back Memories?)
  10. If You’re Big Before You’re Old, It’s Good To Have Something To Crap In
  11. I Wish I Had Met You When I Wasn’t On Medication
  12. If I Could Get An Orange That Was As Low-Maintenance As An Apple, I’d Be A Happy Man
  13. Our Minds Are Kinda Like Google
  14. It’s Been A While (Since I Peed In The Sink)
  15. Can I Pick Korea Even Though They Aren’t On The List?