The following is the first installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. Pneumonia of the Heart

  2. A Mail Key Of My Own
  3. Me and The Dead Amigo
  4. I Bleached It in Riverton
  5. Is That the Lamp That Burned You?
  6. Playing With the Black Light and Detergent
  7. I Got Britain on My Knee (And Hawaii on My Neck)
  8. Turn Off The Lights And Put In A Video
  9. He’s Taking My VCR Away
  10. The Universal Communal Doodling Pad
  11. The Substitute Baker at Macey’s
  12. In the Privacy of My Own Cat-Ridden Home
  13. I Lost One Sandal in the Colorado
  14. There’s Gotta Be Shoes In That Tree
  15. It Sounded Like Sex to Me