The following is the seventh installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. I’m Getting In My Idaho State Of Mind

  2. I’m Not Sure We Can Do A Scene In A Spleen
  3. They Steal My Donuts, Then They Steal My Thunder
  4. I Don’t Want Any More of Your Eye
  5. You Never Throw Mail At The Feet Of A Urinating Man
  6. I’m Glad to Know You’re Always There to Do My Echo for Me
  7. You’re Spending the Night in the Law Library with Your Kiwis
  8. Are You A Single Mother? (The Window Wants To Know)
  9. I’ve Always Slept Better With A Bone In My Ear
  10. I Had To Chew To Get It Back Down
  11. I Always Get an Ear Infection After I Eat at Wendy’s
  12. I Lied When I Closed the Door
  13. To Look at the Screen Saver With Blind Eyes
  14. That’s Why They Don’t Put Rivers On The Internet
  15. Excluding The Weather, It Felt Like Summer