The following is the eighth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. A Watched Laura Never Finishes

  2. I’ve Seen Your Crack And I’m Not Interested
  3. I’m A Real Cow: Look At My Udders!
  4. I Was About To Tell You That I Don’t Know, But Then I Remembered I Do
  5. The Bad Kind Of Hud Is The Worst Kind Of Hud There Is
  6. We Lost Shane Battier’s Light
  7. Time Screwed Me Over Once
  8. You Can Roll the Other Way, But You Can’t Roll the Other Way
  9. Mom Falls Farther Than Most People When You Push Her
  10. Paintin’ Walls Is Small Potatoes
  11. I Opened The Jelly With No Plans To Eat It
  12. Mary Ellen Edmunds Hugged Me At Sam’s Club
  13. Him + A Mattress = Me
  14. Is It Last Night Already?
  15. He Gets It Down Low And Blows The Bunny